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- When I rolled over my 401k two years ago, eTrade would not let me transfer the cents, thus I was stuck with $0.07 in my account
- I tried to cancel my account, but they would not let me, stating there was still value in the account ($0.07).
- Every quarter they pay the postage and printing necessary to send me a statement telling me I still have $0.07 invested with them.
I’m going to let them keep sending me these statements until they figure out how to run their business better.